Blog of Minutiae

Look. It’s like this: DO NOT ask me if you can quote anything in my posts…particularly the ‘dummy’ first posts. What would you possibly want to quote, anyway? How about ‘Testing, testing, testing’ or ‘Wow! My first blog post!’ or…well, hopefully you get the point.

I know what you’re up to. You bozos use the same frakkin’ cut ‘n paste screed everytime. Do you actually think I’d be flattered? Um, no. And, you know, the .ru in your email addies tells me one thing: VIRUS!!!!! (I’m on a Mac, but I also work with a PC, and I had a recent breach which caused me to be wary of anything coming from the Eastern Bloc or China, as it were. Grist for a future blog post.)

Here’s the deal: Don’t bother to ask me for quotes, period. And, yeah, I realize most spammers don’t actually read these blog posts, that they use bots to locate and automatically post their Google-Language-Mangler-translated English comments (dead giveaway, btw).

So, spammers, I’m on to you. I know what you’re all up to. I will delete you. Okay? Was that helpful?